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The top 5 reasons that the world doesn’t like us much (TV)

Girls Next Door

The three girlfriends of Playboy’s Hugh Hefner appear in this programme. Think what three girls do when they’re not fulfilling an 80-year-old’s libido. They PARTY!

Kendra: I really don’t start planning my outfits until, like, a week ahead, because, whatever I put on is gonna be hot – you know, you could wear… two Band-Aids and a cork.

Watching it makes my brain hurt a good amount.

My Super Sweet Sixteen

Imagine a burgeoning 16-year-old whining about her pony not being alabaster white, but instead porcelain white. They then book Petey Pablo so she can grind with their boyfriend that she dumps during the show because he was seen talking to and flirting with another girl.

Just minutes later, she is seen getting her 2nd car, a red BMW convertible to match her white Mercedes SUV. Oh don’t forget that everyone at the party had to wear white.

E!

This entire channel is ridiculous. They produce nothing but more airplay for celebrities. E! News and the Daily 10 are essentially the same awful show that detail celebrinews for the day and one of them features Carson Daly, Jr, Ryan Seacrest.

Parental Control/The X Effect/Any MTV dating show

I can’t decide which dating show is worst. Here are a few:

  1. Date my Mom: Boys take out three moms in the hopes of picking the one with the hottest/most suitable date their own age. It gets awkward when the mom hits on the boys.
  2. Parental Control: Parents dissatisfied with their child’s current partner pick and choose two dates from a group of all-stars. Then the parents and current partner sit in the parent’s living room watching their child go on the dates, which are often ridiculous and not first date dates.
  3. Room Raiders: Girls or guys attack 3 contestants rooms and use things like dirty underwear, a skateboard, or axel rose’s guitar pick as reasons to date.
  4. The X Effect: Complex show involving exes and new couples with the exes getting a chance to reunite while their new significant others spy in awful manners.
  5. Exposed: Two contestants have their responses put through a lie detector to determine who is honest and even more whose lies were just plain weird.

I cannot decide which one is the most despicable.

The Simple Life

Mostly, the clip explain itself, but I can elab a bit. Paris Hilton, as anyone will know, is famous for being famous/awful/in jail. This show tends to put her and skeletor (Nicole Ritchie) into average American situations and showing their inability to relate the public at large.

Basically, thats the fastest group of shows I could think of that are awful for our rep internationally. There’s definitely more shows and more reasons and another post may come soon.

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1 Comment»

  Amanda wrote @

Face it, you’re going to miss these shows when you’re in China. I hate to admit it, but I’m a big fan of Nicole Richie, even when she’s anorexic. And I guess I like Paris, too, even though what she says is usually just copying what Nicole says. And I like The Girls Next Door, too, which makes me hate myself a little bit. We can both agree, though, that Ryan Seacrest is a toolbag, even though he was pretty funny making fun of himself in Knocked Up. Yay! My first post! Amanda–Out….


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